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    Mercury in retrograde: Here’s how you can survive the chaos

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    by Ruman Baig
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    Mercury is at it again. That pesky little planet that’s supposed to be the messenger of the gods is currently engaged in a cosmic game of reverse limbo, and we’re all collateral damage. It’s like the universe decided to hit the rewind button on communication, technology, and our sanity.

    For the uninitiated, Mercury retrograde is when this tiny, mischievous planet appears to be moving backward in its orbit. Astrologers blame it for everything from lost luggage to unexpected ex-lovers. Scientists, on the other hand, simply shrug and say it’s an optical illusion. But who needs science when we have drama?
    So, what does this celestial shenanigans mean for us mere mortals? Well, expect the unexpected. Your phone might spontaneously combust, your carefully crafted email might end up in the wrong inbox (or worse, the sent folder), and your GPS might lead you on a wild goose chase. It’s like living in a real-life episode of “Black Mirror,” but with fewer robots and more misplaced keys.

    But fear not, intrepid earthlings! There are ways to survive this cosmic chaos. First and foremost, gird your loins. Or, if you prefer a more modern approach, wear your big-girl (or big-boy) pants. This is not the time to be delicate. You’ll need a thick skin, a sharper-than-usual wit, and a sense of humor that could rival a stand-up comedian.

    Next, invest in a good old-fashioned notebook. Remember those things? They don’t crash, they don’t have autocorrect, and they don’t leak your deepest secrets to the world. Also, consider unplugging. Yes, it’s scary, but it might just save your sanity.
    Finally, embrace the chaos. Mercury retrograde is like a cosmic prankster playing tricks on us. Instead of getting angry, try to laugh it off. After all, what else can you do? And who knows, maybe this is the universe’s way of forcing us to slow down, disconnect, and appreciate the little things in life.

    So, buckle up, dear reader. The next few weeks might be a bumpy ride, but remember, this too shall pass. And when it does, we can all pat ourselves on the back for surviving another Mercury retrograde.
    Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only. The author does not claim any expertise in astrology or planetary alignment.
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      Mercury in retrograde: Girding our loins and other heroic measures

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      by Ruman Baig
      2 hours ago

      Mercury is at it again. That pesky little planet that’s supposed to be the messenger of the gods is currently engaged in a cosmic game of reverse limbo, and we’re all collateral damage. It’s like the universe decided to hit the rewind button on communication, technology, and our sanity.

      For the uninitiated, Mercury retrograde is when this tiny, mischievous planet appears to be moving backward in its orbit. Astrologers blame it for everything from lost luggage to unexpected ex-lovers. Scientists, on the other hand, simply shrug and say it’s an optical illusion. But who needs science when we have drama?
      So, what does this celestial shenanigans mean for us mere mortals? Well, expect the unexpected. Your phone might spontaneously combust, your carefully crafted email might end up in the wrong inbox (or worse, the sent folder), and your GPS might lead you on a wild goose chase. It’s like living in a real-life episode of “Black Mirror,” but with fewer robots and more misplaced keys.

      But fear not, intrepid earthlings! There are ways to survive this cosmic chaos. First and foremost, gird your loins. Or, if you prefer a more modern approach, wear your big-girl (or big-boy) pants. This is not the time to be delicate. You’ll need a thick skin, a sharper-than-usual wit, and a sense of humor that could rival a stand-up comedian.

      Next, invest in a good old-fashioned notebook. Remember those things? They don’t crash, they don’t have autocorrect, and they don’t leak your deepest secrets to the world. Also, consider unplugging. Yes, it’s scary, but it might just save your sanity.
      Finally, embrace the chaos. Mercury retrograde is like a cosmic prankster playing tricks on us. Instead of getting angry, try to laugh it off. After all, what else can you do? And who knows, maybe this is the universe’s way of forcing us to slow down, disconnect, and appreciate the little things in life.

      So, buckle up, dear reader. The next few weeks might be a bumpy ride, but remember, this too shall pass. And when it does, we can all pat ourselves on the back for surviving another Mercury retrograde.
      Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only. The author does not claim any expertise in astrology or planetary alignment.
      – For more on luxury lifestyle, news, fashion and beauty follow Emirates Woman on Facebook and Instagram
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      Today is the longest day of the year: How it will influence each zodiac sign

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      by Ruman Baig
      22 mins ago

      Summer solstice and you: How the longest day affects each zodiac sign.
      The summer solstice, the year’s longest day (or shortest night, depending on your hemisphere), is upon us! It’s not just a day for picnics and fireworks; astrologically, it’s a time of potent energy that can influence each zodiac sign.
      Here’s a glimpse into how the summer solstice might affect you:
      Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):

      This fiery bunch is all about embracing the sun’s warmth and vibrancy. Expect a boost of confidence and creativity. Channel this  into starting new projects or pursuing passions.
      Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):

      For the grounded earth signs, the solstice brings a focus on stability and growth. It’s a perfect time for practical endeavors like gardening, home improvement, or financial planning.
      Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius):

      Air signs are all about communication and connection. The solstice might bring opportunities for intellectual pursuits, social gatherings, or travel.
      Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):

      The water signs are known for their intuition and emotional depth. The solstice can heighten their sensitivity, making it a good time for introspection, self-care, and connecting with loved ones.
      Remember, these are general tendencies. The specific impact of the solstice will vary depending on your individual birth chart.
      Here are some additional tips to maximize the solstice energy for your zodiac sign:
      Fire signs: Spend time outdoors, be bold, and take action.Earth signs: Ground yourself in nature, focus on practical tasks, and appreciate the beauty around you.Air signs: Engage in stimulating conversations, learn something new, and connect with others.Water signs: Practice meditation or yoga, indulge in creative pursuits, and nurture your emotional well-being.
      Embrace the summer solstice as a time of renewal and growth. Let the sun’s energy guide you and make the most of this powerful astrological event.
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      Mercury is in retrograde: Buckle up, here’s how to protect your mental health

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      by Ruman Baig
      25 mins ago

      Navigating the Annual Phase of Mercury Retrograde.
      This frequently memed celestial phenomenon alludes to a series of disruptions that tend to crop up during specific periods annually.
      Proponents of astrology believe that when Mercury is in retrograde, a vulnerable window opens up for communication breakdowns, relationship hiccups, and misunderstandings with those close to us. It’s as if cosmic interference temporarily disturbs our usual patterns of interaction.
      But what exactly does “Mercury in retrograde” signify? Beyond its meme-worthy reputation, this expression refers to an astrological event where Mercury, the planet closest to the sun, appears to move slower than the Earth as they both orbit around the sun.

      Normally, Mercury completes its orbit in 88 days, while Earth takes 365 days. However, during retrograde, Mercury’s slower pace creates an optical illusion that it’s moving backward. This phenomenon holds significance in astrology as Mercury is said to govern areas such as communication, technology, travel, news, and information. Therefore, when retrograde occurs, a series of mishaps—missed connections, miscommunications—can be expected.
      Wondering why people react strongly to Mercury retrograde? It’s because Mercury’s influence over communication is believed to take on negative undertones during retrograde motion. This can manifest in lost emails, disrupted travel plans, and even shifts in relationships and misunderstandings. Some effects attributed to this period include brain fog, anxiety, headaches, and uncertainties in work and personal projects.

      What can one do—or not do—during Mercury retrograde to navigate these challenges?

      If you’re concerned about its potential impact, consider prioritizing self-care and a more deliberate pace.
      Refrain from making significant decisions or starting new projects until after the retrograde has passed.
      Avoid engaging in conflicts, as misunderstandings could be amplified during this time.
      If emotions are running high, practice deep breathing or meditation to alleviate stress. It’s worth noting that even if you don’t personally subscribe to the phenomenon’s effects, those around you might. Thus, offering support and understanding is crucial.
      Maintain perspective and avoid taking things personally

      Remember, Mercury retrograde might be a celestial event with varying beliefs, but its impact on people’s lives is undeniable. Whether you’re a steadfast believer or a skeptic, embracing mindfulness and empathy during this phase is a universally valuable approach.
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