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    Mercury in retrograde: Girding our loins and other heroic measures

    Life

    by Ruman Baig
    2 hours ago

    Mercury is at it again. That pesky little planet that’s supposed to be the messenger of the gods is currently engaged in a cosmic game of reverse limbo, and we’re all collateral damage. It’s like the universe decided to hit the rewind button on communication, technology, and our sanity.

    For the uninitiated, Mercury retrograde is when this tiny, mischievous planet appears to be moving backward in its orbit. Astrologers blame it for everything from lost luggage to unexpected ex-lovers. Scientists, on the other hand, simply shrug and say it’s an optical illusion. But who needs science when we have drama?
    So, what does this celestial shenanigans mean for us mere mortals? Well, expect the unexpected. Your phone might spontaneously combust, your carefully crafted email might end up in the wrong inbox (or worse, the sent folder), and your GPS might lead you on a wild goose chase. It’s like living in a real-life episode of “Black Mirror,” but with fewer robots and more misplaced keys.

    But fear not, intrepid earthlings! There are ways to survive this cosmic chaos. First and foremost, gird your loins. Or, if you prefer a more modern approach, wear your big-girl (or big-boy) pants. This is not the time to be delicate. You’ll need a thick skin, a sharper-than-usual wit, and a sense of humor that could rival a stand-up comedian.

    Next, invest in a good old-fashioned notebook. Remember those things? They don’t crash, they don’t have autocorrect, and they don’t leak your deepest secrets to the world. Also, consider unplugging. Yes, it’s scary, but it might just save your sanity.
    Finally, embrace the chaos. Mercury retrograde is like a cosmic prankster playing tricks on us. Instead of getting angry, try to laugh it off. After all, what else can you do? And who knows, maybe this is the universe’s way of forcing us to slow down, disconnect, and appreciate the little things in life.

    So, buckle up, dear reader. The next few weeks might be a bumpy ride, but remember, this too shall pass. And when it does, we can all pat ourselves on the back for surviving another Mercury retrograde.
    Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only. The author does not claim any expertise in astrology or planetary alignment.
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